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Post by Frank on May 15, 2016 21:15:11 GMT 10
OK when we are young (boys at least, don't know about girls)we do do some stupid things, luckily MOST of us grow up and wise up NOT all of us it seems www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tweed-heads-firies-use-angle-grinder-to-free-mans-penis-from-ring-spanner/news-story/9d2602169a6c821912ffc1a0e1859598A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis. The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it. Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help. “It’s really dangerous because inevitably people leave it too long to come see us because they are embarrassed, or say my wife said to put butter on it, sleep on it and it will go down,” said senior firefighter Peter Sutherland. “It never does.” what really is worrying is the last line “We do quite a few of them.” So boys keep your tools in your tool box and your tool out of your tools
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Post by Azza ( AB ) on May 16, 2016 21:39:12 GMT 10
Maybe he was embarrassed cause it was only a 22 mm spanner. Bah hahaha Azza
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Post by tassmurf on May 22, 2016 17:29:08 GMT 10
Hospital policy here is an erection that lasts 4hrs or more needs medical attention, I only know that because we had a patient with a penile stent that left him continually at half mast. I have heard of the case of vacuuming in the nude and falling backwards onto the barbie doll.
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