While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window!!!!!
george: welcome to the SRA forum wally.
Oct 24, 2018 6:06:00 GMT 10
george: Hi All. Just thought I would shout out, as there has been nothing since October 24.
Dec 12, 2018 17:38:22 GMT 10
Christine>>>maccca...: To Macca and all his bike buddies, wishing you all a Very SAFE and Merry Christmas. Best Wishes, Christine.
Dec 22, 2018 8:59:20 GMT 10
MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too..:
Dec 23, 2018 5:55:41 GMT 10
billy bones: merry xmass to all and to all a good ride
Dec 24, 2018 9:56:13 GMT 10
Pete1100: Happy New Year All! Starting the year right with a quick ride and picnic to Maroondah Dam!
Jan 1, 2019 11:01:22 GMT 10
george: Nice ride there Pete. I went for a ride to the Dandenongs, then to Yarra Glen, Christmas Hills to Warrandyte and then looped the long way home. 150 k's of joyful bliss.
Jan 2, 2019 17:28:48 GMT 10
Pete1100: I did that circuit this arvo! Dandenongs and Xmas hill!
Jan 2, 2019 18:02:10 GMT 10
billy bones: went for a nice rid from wollongong to coffs my longest ride yet and it was fantastic.
Jan 23, 2019 19:07:31 GMT 10
george: That is a nice ride billy bones. Great coastal drive with magnificent scenery. Good stuff mate.
Jan 24, 2019 6:33:09 GMT 10
stano1: Just signed up and would like to say Hi to all - look forward to meeting a lot of you at some stage
Feb 23, 2019 7:50:23 GMT 10
gordon: Hi,Has anyone put a tacko onto a honda shadow ace.
Feb 26, 2019 15:15:18 GMT 10
george: Hi Gordon. You should post you question on the Honda Shadow Mods board in the Bike Talk area. Easier for people to reply there.
Feb 27, 2019 6:54:10 GMT 10
billy bones: just recently attended the agm and had a great time meeting the stalwarts of the club. just saying hi to the members from QLD and VIC. i enjoyed your company and can't wait to do it again.
Mar 17, 2019 6:39:17 GMT 10
george: Hi billy bones. Nice to meet you too,. Hope you can make it to Victoria next year. Details now posted.
Mar 28, 2019 18:55:00 GMT 10
mk: Good day everyone...Bendigo Golden square here. New member, first bike honda shadow slasher vt400.
Mar 31, 2019 10:13:02 GMT 10