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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2010 20:12:19 GMT 10
Oh To Be 12 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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Post by tinka on Oct 5, 2010 20:49:57 GMT 10
Dammed if you do & dammed if you don't ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2010 22:19:04 GMT 10
UH UH ;D ;D We do our best though hey mate.
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Post by kingy on Oct 6, 2010 10:44:10 GMT 10
LOL
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Post by highwayrunner on Oct 6, 2010 17:48:24 GMT 10
Dammed if you do & dammed if you don't ;D ;D so generally I don't
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2010 19:47:01 GMT 10
Ah could be a smart thing mate. How you been Brian all good with you guys in Caboolture. Not real good weather hey even for the day job i suspect. Truckin though least you have a cover not like them poor POSTIES that get up at all hours wet or dry and anything in between to deliver our mail. Doin much with the bike you and Cath. Coming on the next one i hope,be good for another chin wag. Cheers Ray
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