Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2013 20:03:14 GMT 10
SARCASM AT ITS BEST A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, - "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has never ever been with a man! Have you Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it. About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this Time!"
|
|
|
Post by zombielovechild on Oct 23, 2013 15:36:40 GMT 10
That's great
|
|
|
Miracle
Oct 24, 2013 6:02:48 GMT 10
Post by bdrgonzo on Oct 24, 2013 6:02:48 GMT 10
It's the 2nd coming.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Miracle
Oct 24, 2013 10:49:24 GMT 10
Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 10:49:24 GMT 10
Adult Fairy Tale - Little Afternoon Humour - Enjoy Once upon a time there lived a King.. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'
The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth...
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly .
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the Prince's pants?
M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??
|
|
|
Post by zombielovechild on Oct 24, 2013 19:51:51 GMT 10
Lol
|
|