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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2010 22:53:14 GMT 10
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path." She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember -- You're in this together -- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her." The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes”, answered the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?” ---- This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught Cheers Ray ;D
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Post by kingy on Dec 10, 2010 10:02:08 GMT 10
lol classic
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Post by Bad Penny Customs on Dec 10, 2010 14:16:49 GMT 10
That is good. The wife even got a giggle out of it before she gave me one of "those" looks.
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Post by WolfishGrin on Dec 10, 2010 15:04:50 GMT 10
That is good. The wife even got a giggle out of it before she gave me one of "those" looks. Oh, one of THOSE looks. How did you only get one? I get mine as regularly as clockwork, fortunately the giggle from my wife comes soon after. She knew I was cheeky before she married me, so only has herself to blame!
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Post by Steve on Dec 10, 2010 16:43:27 GMT 10
I think that was a honest question, I cant see anything funny about that! What more could a Man do to assist his wife in taking a walk, just think of all the conversation points they could come up with. Enviromental issues, like whether they are using recycled water forr the Greens. Maybe it could be discussion on the wild life and what guage pellets they are usingg to keep the rabbit population down. Lots of interesting subjects could be talked about. He might even pay her Caddy fees so that she could start a education fund for the little tike. They say that the enviroment that children are exposed to while in the womb have a direct consequence to what they grow up like. He might be thinking of a Tiger Woods protoge! Opps better go before Pam sees this Bi (cowering) Dawg
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