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Doctors
Mar 30, 2011 20:19:37 GMT 10
Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2011 20:19:37 GMT 10
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The Australian doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing fellas, you’re way behind us....in OZ, ...We grabbed a female spinster atheist, size 34-40-54, with balls, a wooden heart, speaks like a Mortician, bobs her head like a chook, waves her hands like a Ventriloquist, spends money like its going out of fashion.....and.... we made her Prime Minster of Australia and very soon ....the whole bloody country will be looking for work!!!!!!" Attachments:
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Doctors
Apr 2, 2011 16:59:21 GMT 10
Post by Mac on Apr 2, 2011 16:59:21 GMT 10
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