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Post by Steve on Feb 4, 2010 16:40:21 GMT 10
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the New Year 2010Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
[glow=red,2,300]And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 [/glow] Scroll down
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2010 17:07:01 GMT 10
:DAmazing how these pondering thoughts are pretty well on the money.. I think i,ve had a few off those peppers before today.
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