HAPPY B/DAY RAYD

[SPINAL]

HAPPY B/DAY MATE.

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CHEERS,


SPINAL

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HaPpY BiRtHdAy

Banned from Woolworths



Yesterday I was at my local Woolworths store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog

What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Woolworths.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.

Forward this now, (especially) to all your mature friends...... it will be their laugh for the day.

For you Rayd

[mrc]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY OL' MATE

[moe]

Happy birthday mate,should call round for a couple of coldies ;D ;D ;D

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Nov 28, 2012 10:51:06 GMT 10 moe said:

Happy birthday mate,should call round for a couple of coldies ;D ;D ;D

Yeah should be there by about 7.30 Moe .Make sure the beer is cold . ;D ;D ;D

MRC mate i wish i was 21 again . ;D

Good ditty that MUDD ;D ;D

Thanks Spinal and friends for the well wishes .



Cheers Ray

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Happy Birthday Old Mate hope you got what you deserved ......

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Thanks one and all for the well wishes. Great to have friends all over this vast land. Hope one day to be able to ride with you all.
Cheers Ray

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Nov 28, 2012 8:22:44 GMT 10 SPINAL said:

HAPPY B/DAY MATE.

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CHEERS,


SPINAL

Take mate, had a couple of these late this arvo.
Cheers Ray

[Bad Penny Customs]

hope you had a good one mate. Happy Birthday.

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Nov 29, 2012 9:04:45 GMT 10 Bad Penny Customs said:

hope you had a good one mate. Happy Birthday.

Yeah thanks Simon .Decided to go to our local bike dealer and have a ride on the 1800 they had advertised . Apparently someone else had the same idea earlier in the week . Yep SOLD. Oh well another day .


Annastasia love the little chipmunks .
Cheers Ray the old bugger

[moe]

There's one for sale on E bay,in Stanthorpe? for $8.5

[DocFeather]

Happy birthday ray , I don`t usualy look thru here , but every now and again i pop in to catch up .. Hope you had a gr8 day on your 21st as i did on my 25th LOL