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Post by kingy on Dec 15, 2010 10:56:32 GMT 10
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table.. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2010 16:52:32 GMT 10
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Not game to say if it's true or not. ;D
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Post by Steve on Dec 15, 2010 19:44:15 GMT 10
Excuse Me! I'll have you know......... Dawg
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Post by angel on Dec 16, 2010 1:41:09 GMT 10
arf arf that is soooo funny it just has to be true.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2010 19:09:26 GMT 10
arf arf that is soooo funny it just has to be true.[/quote Thanks Angel but why!!!!! It could be just all scientific ;D Cheers Ray
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Post by angel on Dec 17, 2010 3:57:25 GMT 10
yes but science is based on doccumented facts all of which are easily repeatable in a non lab situation.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2010 14:07:41 GMT 10
Mmmm yep ya got me there, i think. Cheers Ray
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