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Grandad
Jan 27, 2011 20:40:05 GMT 10
Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2011 20:40:05 GMT 10
_____ > > THE CARING GRANDFATHER > > A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved > > 3 > > year-old grandson. > > It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming > > for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for > > fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. > > Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled > > voice, > > "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . Easy, boy." > > Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, > > William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in > > there, boy." > > At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and > > Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax > > buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, > > William." > > Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading > > his > > groceries and the boy into the car. > > She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were > > amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. > > That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and > > disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. > > William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa." > > "Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William .. . . The little > > bastard's > > name is Kevin.."
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Grandad
Jan 28, 2011 1:46:00 GMT 10
Post by Bad Penny Customs on Jan 28, 2011 1:46:00 GMT 10
lol
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