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Post by kingy on Mar 31, 2011 9:57:20 GMT 10
only read these if you can see the funny side as i have not meet everyone here and some ppl might think they are rude offensive or what ever.....
I walked past an aboriginal man sitting on the ground this arvo, and he said, "Any change mate"? I said no, you're still black.
I've just been banned from a Muslim clothes shop. I only asked for a bomber jacket. Touchy bastards.
I'm going to KFC for the Julia Gillard Meal deal tonight 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs, and a big red box. I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army Soup POSSIBLE SPAM POST - PLEASE REPORT kitchen. All I said was, "will you bastards hurry up, some of us have a home to go to".
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 blokes then dropped the mike on his foot and said "Fuck me". What happened next will haunt me forever..
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Post by Steve on Mar 31, 2011 17:09:04 GMT 10
;D
Fell of my Fn Chair
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